Hi and welcome to our business. For English, press one. For Greek, press two
For Ancient, press one. For Byzantine, press two. For Katharevousa, press three. For Dimotiki, press four. For village dialects, press five. For koutsavakika, press six. For Cypriot, press seven. For various forms of Greeklish, press eight. If you forgot your makaronada in the oven, please hang up and take it out.
See all the languages they're missing? lol