Eleni Vamvakari (theophania) wrote in greekgirlsrule,
Eleni Vamvakari

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Now That's Diversity!

I was thinking of the ridiculous number of places in America that have English and spanish as their only options when you call them. So I came up with this in response.

Hi and welcome to our business. For English, press one. For Greek, press two
Two pressed.
For Ancient, press one. For Byzantine, press two. For Katharevousa, press three. For Dimotiki, press four. For village dialects, press five. For koutsavakika, press six. For Cypriot, press seven. For various forms of Greeklish, press eight. If you forgot your makaronada in the oven, please hang up and take it out.

See all the languages they're missing? lol
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